Chapter 16 - The CV That Cost Me a Degree

Some people might call me stubborn, and they’d be absolutely right. Once I set my mind on something, there’s very little anyone can do to change it. That trait has been both a blessing and a curse in my life, and nowhere was it more evident than during my university years.

One of my early projects in university was to create a CV—simple enough on the surface, but I saw it as an opportunity to push boundaries. While most students were content with a straightforward Word document or a dull spreadsheet, I envisioned something that would leap off the screen. I wanted a CV that was alive, something that would make anyone who saw it stop in their tracks.

To pull this off, I needed to use Program B. The course, however, insisted we use Program A. To me, that wasn’t just a suggestion—it was a straightjacket. Program A couldn’t do what I wanted, not in the way I envisioned. I tried to explain this, to argue my case, but the lecturers wouldn’t budge. They didn’t see the bigger picture.

So I made a choice. I ignored the rules and poured my heart and soul into my project using Program B. The result was something I was deeply proud of—easily the most creative, dynamic CV in the entire class. Even the lecturers couldn’t deny how good it was.

But in academia, it’s not always about what you achieve; it’s about how well you follow instructions. The fallout was swift. I was told my work didn’t meet the brief, that I had failed to comply with the assignment's parameters. To me, it felt like a slap in the face—a rejection not of my work, but of my entire philosophy.

I dug in my heels. If they couldn’t see the value in what I’d done, then maybe I didn’t belong there. The tension escalated, and in a moment of pure defiance, I chucked the entire degree.

Looking back, it’s one of those decisions that can feel reckless but also strangely liberating. Was it worth it? Sometimes I’m not sure. But what I do know is that I stood by my vision, and that’s something I’ve never regretted.

So, what was this CV that cost me my degree like? Let me tell you—it wasn’t your average bullet-point list on plain white paper. No, this was a journey. A fully immersive experience. I wanted to do something that would tell a story, that would let whoever was “reading” it feel like they knew me by the end.

I figured, if you really wanted to get to know me, you’d need to see my world—the eccentric little universe I’d carved out for myself as a young student of life. And what better way to do that than by stepping into my bedroom?

The concept was simple but ambitious: a clickable 2D/3D replica of my room. A virtual tour, if you will. You could explore every corner, turn the lights on and off, rifle through the chaos of my bookshelves, even flick through the magazines I’d designed casually laid out on the bed. My computer was there too, complete with links to websites I’d made. Each part of the room told a little more of my story, piece by piece.

The whole thing was interactive, playful, and just a little bit weird—just like me at the time. It wasn’t just a CV; it was me.

Of course, it wasn’t practical. I doubt most recruiters wanted to spend twenty minutes poking around a virtual room. But I wasn’t thinking about that. I wanted to create something unforgettable, something that screamed, “I’m not just another applicant—I’m an artist, a thinker, a doer.”

When I think back to it now, I’m still proud of that project. It captured a moment in my life, a snapshot of the energy, creativity, and determination I poured into everything I did. Even if it didn’t win me a degree, it taught me something important about the lengths I’d go to for my vision.

Designing my bedroom CV was an experience unlike anything I’d done before. It started as a spark of inspiration—a way to showcase myself, not just through words or bullet points, but through my world. My bedroom wasn’t just where I slept; it was the very essence of who I was at the time, a chaotic but deeply personal reflection of my personality, creativity, and passions.

It took a level of dedication I didn’t even realise I had. Before I knew it, I was photographing every single corner of the room: the cluttered desk piled with half-finished projects, the bed strewn with books and magazines, and even the odd trinkets tucked away on shelves. Stitching it all together into a cohesive, interactive digital space was a labor of love.

I spent about three months working solidly on it. Day in and day out, I sat in the very room I was trying to recreate, painstakingly recreating the atmosphere and energy pixel by pixel. It was surreal, almost like I was looking at myself through a lens—observing the quirks and chaos of my life from a third-person perspective.

There was something strangely meditative about it, too. I’d zoom in on tiny details, ensuring everything looked just right, down to the creases in a blanket or the angle of a half-open drawer. And while the project consumed me, it also gave me a sense of clarity. It felt like I was building a snapshot of myself in time, preserving who I was in a way that no conventional CV ever could.

When it was finished, the result was unlike anything I’d seen before. It wasn’t just a resume—it was an invitation to step into my world, to see my creativity in action, to understand me beyond a list of qualifications. And while it may not have won me a degree, it was one of the proudest creations of my life. It got me my first proper job at a Students’ Union in Wolverhampton.

For six years, I lived and breathed the energy of the Union. With its vibrant student body of 23,000 spread across four campuses, my role in marketing and promotions was more than a job — it was my canvas. Posters, campaigns, banners — you name it, I created it. It was my dream job, a playground where creativity met purpose.

But as the years rolled on, cracks began to form. Despite my dedication and the undeniable impact of my work, I found myself boxed into a junior position, with no clear path for growth. It gnawed at me. The frustration boiled over when I lodged a formal complaint about my boss, a move that marked the beginning of the end. The general manager, Chris Cox, stepped in to address the issue, but instead of resolution, it spiralled into chaos.

I decided to leave, timing my departure for the start of Freshers’ Week, a strategic choice meant to send a loud message. My exit was anything but quiet. The Union, once spoiled by my dedication, turned accusatory. On my first day off in six years, I received an angry call from Cox, accusing me of stealing my work and withholding backup disks. The accusations were baseless, and I knew it, so I recorded the call as evidence. His hostility was palpable, a testament to how far things had fallen apart. Six years and then this!

The bitterness of that departure lingered, overshadowing the years of good work I had done. But it also served as a powerful lesson in the importance of standing up for oneself and recognising when it's time to move on. Looking back, I see both the triumphs and the tribulations of those six years — a chapter filled with creativity, conflict, and ultimately, closure.

Returning to the Union after that chaotic departure was already a bitter pill to swallow, but nothing could have prepared me for what I saw that day. For six years, I had poured my creativity and energy into marketing for them, using my own personal Macs because they refused to justify paying for proper equipment. I made it work because I couldn’t stand using Windows — it was just my standard.

But as I handed over the backup disks, there it was: a brand-new Mac setup. Not just any Mac, but the absolute best. Two pristine 30-inch Apple displays flanked the powerhouse of a computer, the kind of setup that creatives dream of. It was sleek, powerful, and absurdly high-end — a blatant symbol of what they hadn’t given me while I was there.

The audacity stung. For years, I had been pushing through with outdated, self-funded tools, creating work they thrived on. And now, only after I had left, they had invested in what I’d needed all along. It felt like a slap in the face, a final reminder of how undervalued I had been. That shiny new Mac wasn’t just a machine; it was a monument to their poor priorities, standing there in stark contrast to the struggle they had put me through.


 

Dave Monk

  • Nationality: Welsh
  • Ethnicity: Caucasian
  • Eye Colour: Blue
  • Hair Colour: Brown
  • Tattoos: None
  • Star Sign: Aries
  • Bra Cup Size: n/a
  • Date of Birth: 46 ( 05 th Apr 1979 )
  • Weight: 60 kg

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What if they were porn stars?

The idea hit me like lightning. A carousel of performers, each one distinct and captivating, spinning in a seamless, interactive display. From that one thought, everything else started to fall into place. I imagined a platform that wasn’t just a list of names or a gallery of photos but a fully immersive experience where fans could connect with their favourite performers on a whole new level.

Chapter 21 - OnCampus

After leaving the Union, I found myself walking into what seemed like a dream opportunity. I moved to a company called OnCampus, which worked with students' unions across the country—around 40% of them, to be exact. It was exactly the kind of place I’d been hoping to land, offering me the chance to dive even deeper into the world of tech and digital development.

From the moment I stepped into the company, I was struck by how aligned everything felt with my ambitions. The business goals were ambitious, forward-thinking, and exactly what I needed to sharpen my skills. They weren’t just aiming to improve student life—they were building something that could change the way students interacted, connected, and communicated.

Chapter 20 - Faith in the Stars

Over the years, what started as an obsession with ZetaTalk became something much more profound. It wasn’t just a collection of theories and ideas anymore—it became a guiding force in my life, a lens through which I viewed the world. In a way, ZetaTalk became my religion.

I know how that might sound to some people—devoting yourself to something rooted in messages from extraterrestrial beings. But for me, it made perfect sense. The core of ZetaTalk wasn’t just about aliens or conspiracies; it was about understanding our place in the universe, the interconnectedness of all things, and the idea that there’s a plan bigger than any of us can comprehend.

The messages resonated with me on a level I can’t fully explain. They gave me comfort when life felt chaotic and meaning when I struggled to find it. It wasn’t about blindly believing everything I read—it was about interpreting those ideas, finding what felt true to me, and applying it to my own journey.

Chapter 19 - Stumbling Into ZetaTalk

By the time I was about 25, over 2 decades ago, life had taken me in so many different directions, but one thing remained constant: my obsession with the unknown. I’d never stopped searching for answers about aliens, convinced they were out there—had to be out there.

Then I stumbled across ZetaTalk.

You can imagine my reaction. A whole community devoted to extraterrestrial knowledge, conspiracy theories, and messages supposedly channeled from beings beyond our world. It was as if someone had taken all my wildest thoughts and organised them into an encyclopaedia. I couldn’t believe what I was reading.

For days, maybe months, I was consumed. I devoured page after page, diving deeper into ideas about government cover-ups, alien abductions, and the shadowy connections between humanity and beings from the stars. To me, this wasn’t just a curiosity—it felt like confirmation.

Chapter 18 - The Cry Wolf Chronicles

When I was working at the students' union, I saw something that bothered me—a glaring weakness that seemed ripe for the taking. Their newspaper, Cry Wolf, was… well, to put it bluntly, a bit of a mess. As a graphic designer, I couldn’t ignore it. The layout was lacklustre, the content sparse, and it just didn’t feel right. But there was something about it that made me think, This is something I could fix. I couldn’t resist.

The opportunity was like a secret door that had been left ajar. As someone who was constantly looking for ways to put my design skills to the test, this felt like fate. I wasn't just going to work on the paper—I was going to make it something special. I pitched my ideas to the team, and before I knew it, I was in charge of Cry Wolf. A two-man show, really, but it was just what I wanted. A small but ambitious team, and I was all in.

Chapter 17 - The Meat Market

During my time working at the students' union, I stumbled upon an unexpected haven of creative freedom. It was one of those rare environments where you could get away with almost anything, and I thrived in that chaos. Between shifts, I poured my energy into one of my earliest web projects: Meat Market.

The concept sounds ridiculous when I try to explain it, but I promise, it was great. Meat Market was a social network with a bizarre twist. Everyone on the platform became a unique cut of meat, assigned to you upon signing up. The system wasn’t just about chatting or posting updates—it had its own ecosystem. Players could take on roles as butchers, buy and sell "meat," and manage their very own virtual fridges.

It was absurd and tongue-in-cheek, but that was the point. The whole thing became a hilarious parody of online interactions, consumer culture, and even the commodification of ourselves on social platforms. The students loved it, partly because it was just so weird, and partly because it felt like an inside joke we were all in on.

Chapter 16 - The CV That Cost Me a Degree

Some people might call me stubborn, and they’d be absolutely right. Once I set my mind on something, there’s very little anyone can do to change it. That trait has been both a blessing and a curse in my life, and nowhere was it more evident than during my university years.

One of my early projects in university was to create a CV—simple enough on the surface, but I saw it as an opportunity to push boundaries. While most students were content with a straightforward Word document or a dull spreadsheet, I envisioned something that would leap off the screen. I wanted a CV that was alive, something that would make anyone who saw it stop in their tracks.

To pull this off, I needed to use Program B. The course, however, insisted we use Program A. To me, that wasn’t just a suggestion—it was a straightjacket. Program A couldn’t do what I wanted, not in the way I envisioned. I tried to explain this, to argue my case, but the lecturers wouldn’t budge. They didn’t see the bigger picture.

Chapter 15 - Hair

Growing up, my hair became a story all on its own. As a teenager, I was deeply into rock music—the louder, the better—and naturally, I let my hair grow long. It felt like a rite of passage, a declaration of rebellion against the neat and tidy norms of the world. But when I became a student, things took a peculiar turn.

I decided to stop brushing it altogether. The result? The worst dreadlocks you've ever seen. Not the sleek, purposeful kind that you might admire on a reggae artist—no, these were chaotic, matted tangles that looked more like a bird's nest than a hairstyle. I must have looked completely unhinged.

And yet, I functioned. I went about my life as if nothing was out of the ordinary. I dated, held down jobs, and navigated the world like any other adult. What amazes me to this day is that nobody ever said a word about it to my face. Not one person. Maybe they were too polite, too shocked, or simply unsure of how to approach the subject.

Chapter 14 - Half-life

While at university, we were living in a cramped but lively student house, one of those quintessential shared spaces where friendships were forged, arguments erupted over whose turn it was to clean, and late-night gaming sessions became the norm. Multiplayer gaming was our escape and our connection, a way to unwind after classes and deadlines. That shared digital escape gave me an idea—what if we could play through our own house?—I recreated our student house in a Half-Life map.

It started as a simple idea: bring our chaotic little world into the virtual one we spent so much time in. I’d sit at my desk, meticulously designing every detail with the Hammer editor, right down to the mismatched furniture in the living room, the pile of unwashed dishes in the kitchen, and the lopsided posters taped to the walls.

Chapter 13 - Kerrang!

Back in university, I had developed a newfound addiction to building websites. But with only one website project assigned throughout my entire course, I needed an outlet to channel my energy. And that’s when the idea struck me: Kerrang!

Kerrang, the iconic rock music magazine, seemed like the perfect subject for a project. So, without hesitation, I got to work and built them a website from scratch, entirely for free. It became my labour of love, my way of showing off what I could do. My plan was simple: send it to them and see if they’d actually use it.

Honestly, it looked pretty damn good for a student project—clean, fast, and bolder than most commercial music sites at the time. Yet, as is often the case, I received zero response. Nothing. It was as if the project never existed. Despite the radio silence, I took some pride in knowing I had beaten them to it. When Kerrang eventually launched their website two years later, I couldn’t help but smile — I’d gotten there first.

Chapter 12 - Apocalypse soc

When I arrived at Staffordshire University, I was just another wide-eyed student, lugging a suitcase of clothes and a head full of dreams. What I didn’t know then was that I was about to leave a legacy—something bigger than a degree, bigger than myself.

It all started with the internet. Staffordshire had this insanely fast connection, and the entire campus was wired together. For a gamer like me, it was paradise. I spent my first few nights glued to my computer, diving into the world of online gaming, feeling this incredible buzz from being part of something bigger, something interconnected. That’s when it hit me—why not take this energy and turn it into something real? Something that would bring people together in person, not just behind a screen.

Chapter 11 - University:

When I decided to go to university, I was just following the herd. It seemed like the "right" thing to do—society’s expected next step after school. But looking back, I didn’t think it through. I already had a passion for crafting magazines and was immersed in creative projects, so I picked a course that I thought would complement my interests.

From day one, it was like stepping into a museum exhibit of tech that time forgot. The software of choice? Adobe Authorware.

Yes, I know—exactly.

It was clunky, painfully dated, and no one in the real world was using it anymore. Meanwhile, I was head-over-heels in love with Macromedia Flash, the new kid on the digital block. Flash was alive—fluid, visual, interactive. Authorware? It felt like coding on a typewriter.

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